Thursday, June 10, 2010

BP, British Petroleum,

CEO of BP Tony Hayward whose oil rig exploded over a month ago and started flooding the gulf of Mexico with black death. He told a reporter he wanted his life back after 11 people died on his rig not to mention all the sea life that is now in mortal danger. If BP and Tony Howard are doing anything it's living up to the stereotype of an evil, soulless, oil company. If it we're up to me I'd convict him of high crimes and sentence him to receive one punch to the face by every american citizen on the fourth of July. It'll be a great way to celebrate Americas independence from Britain and Obama can throw the first punch proving to everyone he's angry enough. Win, win.