Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas Everyone, here is Santa from the future watching you!

Illustration Friday

A city undone by aliens? Really I think I started thinking of the topic and what I could draw for it but ultimately was undone by my own skill level. I think I'm happy with about 2% of the painting( that hole in the ground looks ok) but the rest just unraveled while I was doing it and eventually came undone.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Merry frikkin Christmas

Hey Kid! you wants to sees Santa Clause?! Fugget about it! Have I got Santa Clause for you.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Illustration Friday

Topic Crunchy. A difficult abstract concept mostly I just think about peanut butter or candy bars but this is what ended up happening.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Beat Bat-Man

Takeshi Kitano Photoshop of the Japanese actor and comedian. There's really no reason to why I painted him other than some painting practice in photoshop and I've always had the idea that in some alternate Asian DC universe he would play bat-man.

Thursday, December 03, 2009


When you've been eatten by a wolf and choped out of his stomach by your wood cutting father, thats going to fuck you up.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Illustration FridaY

topic: Music: I didn't know what to do for this topic but I haven't really been on the ball these days so I wanted to do something. So for the topic of music I drew the singer I was listening too, Neko Case, Her new album is great and she has a voice that could bring down a wall thru strength or charm.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

As per your request.

A bear sleeps perchance to dream, to dream of honey and sweet meats.

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Ran dum

A bear, possibly shot out of a cannon or flying of his own accord.
Being french is full of ennui.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Venus Pryor

I've been experimenting with using watercolours again and painted this guy who works at Venus Pizza. Drawn from memory so not exactly accurate but the real life guy is a sad Richard Pryor with the posture of drag queen diva.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Oct. 31. DEATH

Now the final monster in the series, and what is intrinsically scary in almost all the monsters in this month, they can and will kill you. The End. Happy Halloween

Friday, October 30, 2009

Oct. 30. Scary child

There's nothing more frighting than a slightly emaciated overly polite child, or so Hollywood would have us believe. But I'll tell you whats scarier than a Small child, just about anything else on this list including yesterdays cookie monster.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Oct. 28. Alien/Bug

All I have to say is if you create a star ship that travels to distant planets with weapons that shoot beams instead of projectiles how come you don't wear pants?

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Oct.27. The Cyclops

Your a cyclops, well that excuse just doesn't cut it in this modern era. You can't just wait on an island an wait for Argonauts to show up and eat. You have to go out there and make something of your life despite you lack of depth perception. So this guy put on a suit and tie, shaved and went to town. Now he runs a successful television company called Univision.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Oct. 26. Mutant

Radiation is a dangerous thing. Now a joke. This guy is fat, he's so fat that that when Wes Craven saw him he thought the hills have eye's.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Oct.25. Bigfoot

Big foot, sometimes know as the missing link, sometimes known as Sasquatch always known as lonely.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Oct.24. The Headless Horseman

This is my concept art for the new adaption of "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" staring Ludacris as the headless horseman.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Oct.23. Robot

I have the same problem with robots as I do with Gibons, there trying to replace us. From the terminator to Gps They do what only humans could do before. Only with Robots it's only a mater of time. Don't belive me? Watch this.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Oct.22. The Gibbon

This ol'gibbon might look harmless too you and let me just clarify that, that knife he's holding is a bread slicing knife which he intends to slice a piece of chibbata bread for you, but don't be fooled. The Gibbon walks on two legs. That's our trick Gibbon! The cute tie, his sandwich technique next thing you'll know he'll be driving a prius and quietly judging you for not recycling, lousy Gibbon! I guess he just wants to keep his habitat clean but when the gibbon can do everything we can do what good will we be? Taking our jobs....Good God....Oct. 22. is today's monster the Gibbon or my own prejudice............
This Chibbata is good.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Oct.21. Mad Scientist

This Mad scientist is a little old fashioned. He's a chemist and frankly chemists are a little 1950's. These days the mad scientist are more in the field of Physics, building Large Hadron colliders that are rumored to create black holes and big bangs that might blow up the whole world. This scientist is mad alright but mad with anger, that his chosen mad field isn't in the mad sun anymore. Just wait until he unleashes his giant ants.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Oct.20. Lizard people

There is a theory out there perpetuated by a David Icke that our leaders and people in the highest posts in government are in fact lizard people from another planet. The Queen, Herbert walker Bush, Lizards. Well you might think that's crazy but just look at this evidence.

THEY WALK AMONG YOU! well if you walk amongst the highest levels of powerfull people that is.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Oct.18. Freemasons

It's rumoured that Freemasonry as an organization is really built on satanism. What with there secret handshakes and Dan Brown pedigree. There's even a theory that Jay Z is a member and his music and videos perpetuate the new world order of man absent of god. Well if that's true and there is a secret free mason society that plots to rule the world? I ask, how is getting everything made in China so they can build up a huge trade gap fit into that plan? Out sourcing you New world order to a communist, atheist, Buddhist, country seems like a bad idea Satan.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Oct.17. Wal-Mart

I don't know what exactly constitutes wal mart as a monster but I just don't trust that smile. One minute he's slashing prices the next he could be slashing me, or my small business, and whats with the blue vests?

Friday, October 16, 2009

Oct.16. Ghost Pirate

Really this is just a ghost with a job. But isn't it horrible you might need a job in the afterlife? That's the real fear.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Oct.15. Boogey man.

I'm not really sure if this guy is a "man" technically but who wants to quibble over details when your kid is being consumed by fear. However Bogey woman is just not as scary sounding for some reason. Anyways, this kid died.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Oct.14. Hitler

If ever there was a man that deserved the title Monster it would be Hitler. His name is really being thrown around these days toward Obama to Bush to supporters of health care to comic portrayals as a yelling fool in movies. It's kinda of a Hitler Renaissance, a Spring time for Hitler if you will. I think it real diminishes just how crazy, insane and horrible this one man was. I mean he was the original Hitler!

Monday, October 12, 2009

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Oct.11. Manticore

Nothing says Thank you like a Manticore. So on this Thanks Givings Day, print this out and make your own Manticore Thank you card. Remember he may have the poisonous stinger of a scorpion but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a heart.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Oct.10. Demon

This dapper demon is off to the country fair. He needs some St.Johns wort and pipe tobacco. There will be no survivors.

Friday, October 09, 2009

Oct.09. The Lochness Monster

I thought I had drawn the Lochness Monster here, it was a little blurry and it came out a little grainy. But on further computer enhancement it turned out to just be a picture of my turtle Eisenhower.

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Oct. 08. The Creature from the Black Lagoon

The CD revolution was a real boon for the The Creature from the Black Lagoon. He likes old time jazz and the ocassional radiohead. And for those of you who wonder how his record player works? Ocean currents.

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Oct.06. Zombie

Zombie's use to eat brains, do they still do that? Seems like they eat just about anything these days, flesh, bone, guts, but very little brains. Frankly the lack of standards in this next generation is appalling, next thing you know they'll be cooking there meats and making cheese.

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Monday, October 05, 2009

Oct.05. Ghost

This Ghost tried to take up pottery after he saw the movie Ghost. Here he is waiting to get Patrick Swasey's autograph.

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Oct. 04. Mummy

It's tough being a resurrected Egyptian king. Sometimes you just want to have a meal at an Indian restaurant. But inevitably you have questions about curses, pyramids and dog faced gods. Then some asshole starts to try and smoke you from under the table.

Saturday, October 03, 2009

A Month of Monsters

Oct.01. Vampire. Vampires are all the rage these days but remember when they use to turn into bats instead of fall out boy. Well here's my attempt to synthesise these two vampyres.
Oct. 02. Frankenstien.

Oct. 03. The Wolfman. Old man wolfman here dosen't really get the Wii. He'd rather play pinball but on full moons he likes to try new things.