Monday, December 29, 2008

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Revolutionary Road

Here are some Charlie Rose drawings that would not go right. The Guests were Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet promoting Revolutionary Road, I was drawing with a sharpie fine point pen, I haven't done a Rose drawing in a while and I think it shows in these drawings. . .

The best one of the night helped that DiCaprio stayed the full hour. Just an observation but he has really become a weedy older man and I think should gain a ton of weight and play Orson Wells in a movie.
I don't know, this is clearly not Di Caprio, I think this guy is on corner gas actually.

My last attempt at Kate Winslet. I wish I could say it was a commentary on her blankness but It's just an example of my lack of talent.

Here she is as a bobble head, Women I always find harder to draw then men, personally, Kate Winslet is no exception

This one is closer but I can't tell you why, it seems more in motion, more alive, more of a speaking likeness, but still didn't quite go in the right direction.

Here she is as I try to define the shapes more and carve out her face, unfortunately that lead to too much emphasis on certain features and she came put manly and monstrous.

The first drawing of the night. Sloppy and ill conceived. Just when you think you understand drawing enough to wing it with out thinking a series like this comes along...

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

My gift to you is....... Quiting

Merry Christmas and a happy New year, Happy Holidays. Here's some new topical Quity's for you to enjoy..

We need those government bailouts! Wii music isn't free you know.
There is no honor in Quiting...especially when you shoot the man who hired you to kill some one, Quiting was harsh in Feudal Japan.

Dudley gave Quity his present a month early this year.... He didn't even bother to re wrap it.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Crappy Christmas Gift ideas

Nothing...nothing about this Matt Lauer impersonator makes me want to buy the watch he's selling
Long term care is fun right? I'm all for representin' in toys but this is a little far. though I suspect those two in back might have had something to do with him being in a wheelchair.

This entire book is superman saving people and them thanking him. It teaches the important lesson "if your in trouble wait for superman to save you and don't forget to thank him, you ungrateful shit"

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Christmas is a deadly time of year

Just some advice as I have not updated in a while. Be careful shopping out there this time of year.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

The Hills Have Sloths

SLoth's about to discover that life in the Hills is no day at the beach.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Illustration Friday: Opinion

Power comes out the barrel of a gun as Mao said but who remembers the guns when these words will live in history as his albatross forever.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Space Dick!

James Madison Private Detective and collector of small hats

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Monday, November 10, 2008

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Bad Day at Black Rock

Some sketches I did a while back while watching "Bad Day at Black Rock" An interesting Post World War 2 western. It's set after the war in a small town named black rock. and although it's not set in the west it's unmistakeably a western. Spencer Tracy stars as a one armed vet come to the town to deliver a medal to a Japanes farmer but things go bad because of a terrible town secret. Also Tracy preforms Judo in the film knocking out Ernest Borgnine. nuff said.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Strong Silent Comics

Cowboys tell jokes with quiet confidence. Try and guess the punchlines and setups.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Obama '08

quick sketch on election night during Obamas acceptance speech. It's over, It happened, thank god.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Kitchen Nightmares

Quick scketch of celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey

Wha!? I look like me?

Here is who my bush painting looks like in the world of celebrety. Some suprizing and fatefull picks. Warren G. Hardding? I couldn't have picked it better.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008


W. for worst.
Oil/Gouche on canvas
completed over the last two years, time worked on in total roughly one week.
What can be said about this man that hasn't already been said? That vacant stare, those petulant lips. What can be said about a man, a president, who's finest moment was standing on a pile of rubel and rallying a nation to hunt down and kill a man, and then almost eight years later not accomplishing that one goal. Katrina, Iraq, Warrentless Wire tapping, Gitmo, My Pet Goat, The new depression, the list goes on and on, they misunderestimated just how bad he was.
His own words sum it up best.
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Debate Night Fright

Here's a couple of drawings from the last US presidential debate. these two were done while not really concentrating and letting the pencil move.

This one done more with thought but I think, less effective. there eyes cannot be actually this big.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Lunch person

Haven't updated in a while so I quickly sketched this guy I saw while going to lunch.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

the little clown prince of crime

this seems inappropriate. And where's the accompanying two face out fit? If this kid shows up to your door you should give him some sleeping pills instead of candy.. inappropriate.

Friday, September 26, 2008

A scketch!

An actual scketch, It's been a while so here's one I did during lunch at the Opa!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

The Sun Blows, it blows hard, Or does it.....

"This is a whole Sun phenomenon," said Dave McComas, Ulysses solar wind instrument principal investigator, from Southwest Research Institute, San Antonio, US.
"The entire Sun is blowing significantly less hard - about 20-25% less hard - than it was during the last solar minimum 10-15 years ago.
Read the whole article here.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

For your attention

An animated short by Chris Ware for "this American life." I personally have no connection to this other than I enjoyed watching it and hopefully have brought it to your attention.

Friday, September 05, 2008

The Scavengers

A Saul Bass inspired poster
A Drew Struzan"The Thing" inspired poster.

2 posters I illustrated for the up coming short "The Scavengers" directed by Cory Bowles
Check out full details here
The Scavengers premiere's at the Altantic Film Festival's Atlantic Shorts GalaTuesday, September 16th at 7pm
And probably in many other places at many other times. Hopefull these posters will peak your intrest.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Shara Palin

John McCain's V.P. I think this can only mean one thing, Tina Fey will return to Saturday Night Live.