Sunday, November 08, 2009

Ran dum

A bear, possibly shot out of a cannon or flying of his own accord.
Being french is full of ennui.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Venus Pryor

I've been experimenting with using watercolours again and painted this guy who works at Venus Pizza. Drawn from memory so not exactly accurate but the real life guy is a sad Richard Pryor with the posture of drag queen diva.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Oct. 31. DEATH

Now the final monster in the series, and what is intrinsically scary in almost all the monsters in this month, they can and will kill you. The End. Happy Halloween

Friday, October 30, 2009

Oct. 30. Scary child

There's nothing more frighting than a slightly emaciated overly polite child, or so Hollywood would have us believe. But I'll tell you whats scarier than a Small child, just about anything else on this list including yesterdays cookie monster.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Oct. 29. Cookie

Well, what can I say, he works for cookies...

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Oct. 28. Alien/Bug

All I have to say is if you create a star ship that travels to distant planets with weapons that shoot beams instead of projectiles how come you don't wear pants?

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Oct.27. The Cyclops

Your a cyclops, well that excuse just doesn't cut it in this modern era. You can't just wait on an island an wait for Argonauts to show up and eat. You have to go out there and make something of your life despite you lack of depth perception. So this guy put on a suit and tie, shaved and went to town. Now he runs a successful television company called Univision.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Oct. 26. Mutant

Radiation is a dangerous thing. Now a joke. This guy is fat, he's so fat that that when Wes Craven saw him he thought the hills have eye's.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Oct.25. Bigfoot

Big foot, sometimes know as the missing link, sometimes known as Sasquatch always known as lonely.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Oct.24. The Headless Horseman

This is my concept art for the new adaption of "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" staring Ludacris as the headless horseman.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Oct.23. Robot

I have the same problem with robots as I do with Gibons, there trying to replace us. From the terminator to Gps They do what only humans could do before. Only with Robots it's only a mater of time. Don't belive me? Watch this.









Thursday, October 22, 2009

Oct.22. The Gibbon

This ol'gibbon might look harmless too you and let me just clarify that, that knife he's holding is a bread slicing knife which he intends to slice a piece of chibbata bread for you, but don't be fooled. The Gibbon walks on two legs. That's our trick Gibbon! The cute tie, his sandwich technique next thing you'll know he'll be driving a prius and quietly judging you for not recycling, lousy Gibbon! I guess he just wants to keep his habitat clean but when the gibbon can do everything we can do what good will we be? Taking our jobs....Good God....Oct. 22. is today's monster the Gibbon or my own prejudice............
This Chibbata is good.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Oct.21. Mad Scientist

This Mad scientist is a little old fashioned. He's a chemist and frankly chemists are a little 1950's. These days the mad scientist are more in the field of Physics, building Large Hadron colliders that are rumored to create black holes and big bangs that might blow up the whole world. This scientist is mad alright but mad with anger, that his chosen mad field isn't in the mad sun anymore. Just wait until he unleashes his giant ants.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Oct.20. Lizard people

There is a theory out there perpetuated by a David Icke that our leaders and people in the highest posts in government are in fact lizard people from another planet. The Queen, Herbert walker Bush, Lizards. Well you might think that's crazy but just look at this evidence.

THEY WALK AMONG YOU! well if you walk amongst the highest levels of powerfull people that is.